oh-glasgow:

Labour last week; “The NHS is safe! Vote No!”
Labour this week; “The Tories are destroying the NHS! Vote Labour!”
I say that the Labour party is fucked. They got into bed with the Tories and now expect us to vote for them… while endorsing and keeping Tory cuts! Tell them to get fucked next year in the general election.

oh-glasgow:

Labour last week; “The NHS is safe! Vote No!”

Labour this week; “The Tories are destroying the NHS! Vote Labour!”

I say that the Labour party is fucked. They got into bed with the Tories and now expect us to vote for them… while endorsing and keeping Tory cuts! Tell them to get fucked next year in the general election.

(via scottbegg)

Sep 23. 51 Notes.

monochromaticblack:

I have so much respect for people who have the maturity and humility to admit that they were wrong about something. they’re a rarity. and that’s a shame cause admission to error is essential to growth

(via cv--nt)

une-allegresse:

Body comparative

(via chubby-bunnies)

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

(Source: vthevegan, via agodamongworms)

moshita:

Typography and Organs

Alina Bohoru

(via asapscience)

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thatshowchoirgirl:

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

sp00ky0wl:

ghostyfelix:

satohai:

iliketolight-thingsonfire:

fairysharkmother:

MOMMA WILL GIVE ADVICE.

ALWAYS REMEMBER: MENSTRUATING DOES NOT MAKE YOU BAD. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SICK. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE DIRTY.

First of all, do not go swimming in the ocean to look for Momma. 
Momma will be right here.

Momma suggests that at first sign of blood, take tylenol. If you are super in tune with your body, take it when you estimate it will start soon!

Momma knows EXACTLY what to do for cramps. Eating cranberries or drinking their juice is a wonderful way to get rid of cramps.

Another way to help with the pain is to rest on your bed like in the picture, butt in the air and head on the ground. 

Also, if you do not like pads OR tampons, there are more solutions!

There is the softcup!

And the mooncup!

They are very similar to one another. They are basically soft, silicone cups that go up into your lady cave that collect the blood.The softcup is a bit more expensive.

Also, Momma says that if you want to have sex and not have gushing everywhere, you can use a softcup!

The mooncup is a lot like the softcup, but it is reusable. Momma will remind you that you MUST disinfect it in boiling water. 

You can even use natural sea sponge like a tampon! 
Momma says it’s okay. 

There are also cotton reusable pads!

Momma is also thinking of you men that have periods, too!
There is a special kind of boxers that you can buy with a special pocket for sanitary products! It also comes with a bulge.

The most important thing to do, menstruating or not, is to love and respect yourself. Do not feel ashamed, and get through it as well as you can!

Momma loves you!

Thank you momma.

I imagine Momma having a really typical haggard old smoker’s voice

MOMMA’S ON MY OWN DASH WHAT THE HECKLE

WAIT HOLD THE PHONE THERE ARE OPTIONS OUTSIDE OF PADS AND TAMPONS???

can i just say i love how momma includes trans men?? and thank you momma for the advice <3

I love momma! Everyone should follow momma because her and the rest of the sea family give amazing advice

(Source: fairysharkmother, via clarainfinity)

iguanamouth:

apparently big bird isnt a real bird and has been a person in a costume this whole time. this brings into the question the authenticity of all other birds. are some of them also filled with tiny humans. do any birds actually exist

(via maggieblueberry)

chalkandwater:

Guillermo del Toro needs to make creature films forever and I will watch them all.

(via beyond-the-depths)

(via talikira)

nevver:

The fantastic fungi, Steve Axford

(Source: steveaxford.smugmug.com, via knotted-ribs)

(Source: girldwarf, via clarainfinity)

Fuck Death

  • Ozo: *wanders over to my desk, where I'm playing the sims* Hey look at thi- Is Death teaching your children?
  • Me: They're his children.
  • Ozo: They're his children? Are you married to Death?
  • Me: ... Yes.
Sep 21. 2 Notes.