dannyil:

look how cute my bird is 

(via ghostxkitten)

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"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

(via queerpaccino)

alltime-fallout:

rlmjob:

unclefather:

I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? 

your kik

haha and then what? ;)

(via cv--nt)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via clarainfinity)

modernritual:

We are running 10%-50% off select hanging organics until September 8th. Stop in and see what we have to fancy up your lobes, and save yourself some cash. 

modernritual:

We are running 10%-50% off select hanging organics until September 8th. Stop in and see what we have to fancy up your lobes, and save yourself some cash. 

(via plugporn)

coldsteelpiercing:

Ugh, Diablo Organics just will not stop with all the gorgeousness! These amazing pieces are the “Tears of Gaia” in Ebony, with brass fittings and big flashy Labradorite in the center. So beautiful.

coldsteelpiercing:

Ugh, Diablo Organics just will not stop with all the gorgeousness! These amazing pieces are the “Tears of Gaia” in Ebony, with brass fittings and big flashy Labradorite in the center. So beautiful.

(via plugporn)

Aug 31. 3 Notes.
thebrainscoop:

September 2014 marks 100 years since the extinction of the Passenger Pigeon. It’s estimated that the population of these migrant birds fell from 3.7 billion individuals to 0 in about 40 years, largely due to human impact, habitat destruction, and a lack of regulation on hunting, trapping, and their use in competitive tourneys.

Remember Martha, the last of her kind, and what she represents as not just a hallmark of her species, but as a symbol for our fragile environments today.

thebrainscoop:

September 2014 marks 100 years since the extinction of the Passenger Pigeon. It’s estimated that the population of these migrant birds fell from 3.7 billion individuals to 0 in about 40 years, largely due to human impact, habitat destruction, and a lack of regulation on hunting, trapping, and their use in competitive tourneys.

Remember Martha, the last of her kind, and what she represents as not just a hallmark of her species, but as a symbol for our fragile environments today.

"Being raised in an unstable household makes you understand that the world doesn’t exist to accommodate you, which… is something a lot of people struggle to understand well into their adulthood. It makes you realize how quickly a situation can shift, how danger really is everywhere. But crises when they occur, do not catch you off guard; you have never believed you lived under a shelter of some essential benevolence. And an unstable childhood makes you appreciate calmness and not crave excitement. "

� Curtis Sittenfeld  (via jonnoxvxrevanche)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via cv--nt)

kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

(via cv--nt)

oatmeal:

I drew Spider-Man like the new Spider-Woman.

(via rawxeee)

shertockhotmes:


"I’ve gone Scottish!"

(via cumberkruemel)

shertockhotmes:

"I’ve gone Scottish!"

(via cumberkruemel)

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Aug 31. 35 Notes.

barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

(via maggieblueberry)